CANNED TACT

CANNED TACT is a stumbling steer from the conventional sensical. Featuring DP and K. Russ.

GUIDANCE ON CONSUMPTION OF CANNED TACT:
- Open can carefully as contents may have shifted in transit
- Bring to boil until verbose matter congeals
- Slow simmer until denouement
- Best served smeared across stale white suburban bread arousing fear of spooky-things-at-a-distance in the curtain twitching faces at the window
- Regularly exceed recommended daily intake

NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION:
- May be habit forming
- May cause remembrance of past lives
- May cause aversion to retro kitsch and café bathrooms
- Enjoy as part of a balanced diatribe

~ Cautionary endorsement via Fugitives & Futurists; https://www.fugitivesandfuturists.com